🍔 CARL'S BURGERS 🍔
Serving Altis Since 2035*
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⭐ CUSTOMER REVIEWS ⭐
"Tastes like my friend Dave!"
I haven't seen my buddy Dave since we walked into this restaurant together yesterday, but honestly? This burger has his exact same bold personality and slightly salty attitude. Highly recommend!
"Incredible texture, but..."
The Kavala Special was absolutely delicious and surprisingly well-groomed. Knocked off one star because I found a wedding ring in my patty. Funnily enough, it had my brother-in-law's initials on it.
"Carl is efficient!"
I complained to the manager about a loud, annoying customer sitting next to me. Carl took him to the back to 'resolve the issue'. Five minutes later, my fresh Double Deluxe arrived. Prompt service!
🏆 EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH 🏆
CARL
Senior Meat Acquisition Specialist
- ✓ Employee Of The Month 14 Times
- ✓ Fastest Ingredient Procurement In Altis
- ✓ Never Asks Questions
- ✓ Personnel Records Classified
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Proudly serving customers in Kavala.
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⚠ Internal Investigation ⚠
Rumours continue to circulate that Carl's Red Burger's famous flavour comes from a highly classified ingredient.
Company executives maintain that all burgers are:
- ✓ 100% safe
- ✓ 100% legal
- ✓ Definitely not made from missing civilians
- ✓ Please stop asking questions
Any employee discussing burger composition will be reassigned to the meat processing department.